Sunday, February 27, 2011

Subliminal Humor

A hungry spiritual seeker stops by the Theosophical restaurant- café in Wheaton and asks the waiter for something bold and aggressive, tasty and spicy, liberating and enlightening.
The waiter takes the order and comes back.
The spiritual seeker tastes the dish and complains “this is nothing like what I ordered, it’s BLAND."
The waiter whispers “come back in a few months, we’ll be under different management hopefully with a better chef."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Came a theosophist to Buffalo Lodge and asked for some bread and shelter.
"We only serve wheat on our Tuesday Sjabbes"
The theosophist however was a spy from HQ Theosophy in America and replied:
"Now you know why the heat is on, we always weed on wee lodges"
The assistant from the Lodge however wasn't overwhelmed by the wit of the theosophist and finally replied:
"After so much work, you must feel hungry and tired, please come in and have a beat on our Tuesday Applepie and sleep our homegrown tea on..."